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Post by ♥Plastic on Jul 9, 2006 7:02:22 GMT
This thread isn't just for me. Any other people can add their blonde jokes here....
A blonde walks into an electrial shop and sees a nice TV. She goes up to the assistant and says "Ohh, could i have that TV? how much is it" He says "I can't sell it to you, your blonde..." So she goes home and comes back to the shop the next day with her hair dyed black. "How much is that TV?" He says "Can't sell it to you, your blonde" She goes home again and comes back with black hair and a bandana. "That TV, how much is it?" He says "Your blonde, sorry, you can't have it" She goes home and comes back with her normal hair colour and asks him "How did you know I was a blonde?" He says "Cuz that's not a TV, it's a microwave."
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Post by kimmykins83 on Nov 6, 2006 14:22:32 GMT
Lol!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE that one!!! ;D ;D ;D Here's one I found: Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel.  |
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Post by daddysbabygirl on Nov 10, 2006 22:49:17 GMT
hahah so funny hehe
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Post by Regina George on Nov 11, 2006 17:07:18 GMT
Lmao, great one Plastic, i could see Karen doing that!
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Post by daddysbabygirl on Nov 17, 2006 20:17:27 GMT
heh
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Post by danielle on Dec 14, 2006 6:53:18 GMT
he that was so funny i felt down but that has made me feel up and good! |
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Post by russian-emo on Dec 14, 2006 16:03:55 GMT
hehehe good jokes Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator? A: The blonde works in the dark! Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. Q: Why does it work? A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?" heheheheeheh looooll !!  |
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Post by ♥Plastic on Feb 9, 2007 8:20:55 GMT
Wow, those are good ones, guys!
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Post by russian-emo on Feb 23, 2007 14:50:40 GMT
NO BRAINS BLONDE JOKES
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?
Submitted by: Anthony Sandoval
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
A: Alone.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
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Post by Massie (Mah-see) Block on Mar 10, 2007 2:17:40 GMT
These are not jokes,but they could work...
You see someone being selfish you say.
"Are your parents lobsters?"
they answer "No?"
"Then why are you being so shellfish?"
You see a lesbian and she keeps touching you you say:
"Do I look like i'm chewing gum?"
They'll answer "No?"
"Then why are you all up in my BUBBLE?"
hope you enjoed laugh out loud
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Post by antolette on Jun 16, 2007 13:55:22 GMT
aRE BLONDES REALLY THAT dUMB?  |
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Post by Tasha Sherrill on Jul 21, 2007 1:46:29 GMT
aRE BLONDES REALLY THAT dUMB? guess that proves that. jk, I have a blonde friend who cracks dumb blonde jokes all the time. here's one I found: Sharpay is blonde, Gabriella is brunette, Taylor is also brunette. A guy grabs Gabriella and holds a gun to her head saying, "3, 2, 1..." and Gabriella suddenly shouts, "FLOOD!" The guy drops Gabriella in fear and she runs off. He then grabs Taylor, holds a gun to her head, and says, "3, 2, 1..." and Taylor suddenly shouts, "EARTHQUAKE!" He drops her as well and she runs off. Finally, he grabs Sharpay and holds the same gun to her head and says, "3, 2, 1..." and suddenly, Sharpay yells, "FIRE!" The guy shot her dead. |
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Post by Karen Smith on Mar 27, 2008 0:32:32 GMT
Uhm...NOT cool, I have blonde hilites, natural and lots of em.
I'm offended.
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Post by mdhsowe on Aug 20, 2008 2:13:00 GMT
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Post by amy on Sept 11, 2008 18:20:36 GMT
hay i love mean girls i was acting like u to day at school  i love it |
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