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Post by Amanda Taylor on Apr 11, 2006 21:52:35 GMT
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen....
MAN: "Hello."
Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
Woman: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new LX 470 SUV. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
Woman: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900.000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is clearly a pretty good price."
Woman: "OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...
He smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
Of course he was too good to be true.
I pity the owner of the phone though. ;D
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Post by Gretchen Weiners on Apr 12, 2006 9:02:59 GMT
I like! lol
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Post by Regina George on Apr 12, 2006 14:08:18 GMT
Lol that was a great one!
Thanks for that Amanda!
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Post by Mrs.Carnell Breeding on Apr 15, 2006 17:04:17 GMT
LOL
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Post by Tracy on Apr 27, 2006 19:27:44 GMT
lol..that is really good.
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Post by Missy Arelle on Jun 24, 2006 17:45:58 GMT
OMG LOL ! That is too Funny !
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Post by ♥Plastic on Jun 26, 2006 7:34:50 GMT
Hahahaha, nice.
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Post by eevi on Dec 17, 2006 17:23:03 GMT
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Post by russian-emo on Dec 31, 2006 15:51:04 GMT
hehehehe !! thats a good joke !!
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Post by Tasha Sherrill on Jul 21, 2007 17:21:19 GMT
I have one like that one, it's hilarous.
Jack woke up with a hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. He didn't remember how he got home and, as bad as he felt, wondered if he did something wrong. When he opened his eyes, he saw two asprirn next to a glass of water and a single red rose.
Jack sat up and saw his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looked around the room and saw it was in perfect order, along with the rest of the house. In front of the bathroom mirror, he cringed when he saw a black eye staring back at him. Then he noticed a note on the mirror's corner: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove. I left early to go get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian."
Jack stumbled into the kitchen. Sure enough, a hot breakfast with steaming hot coffee waited beside the morning newspaper. His son sat at the table, eating. Jack asked, "Son, what happened last night?"
"Well," his son replied, "you came home after 3 a.m., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table. You got that black eye when you ran into the door."
Confused, Jack asked his son, "So why is everything in such perfect order? I have a rose, and a breakfast on the table waiting for me."
"Oh, that," his son said. "Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, lady. I'm married!'"
If you don't understand, just read it though again, and again, soon you'll get it. It took me two times to realiese what made it funny.
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